Monday, February 25, 2008

electionism

This is funny. However, in certain extend, it speaks to my heart! Hope you guys like it too.
Cheers~!
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While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the man.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Yang Berhormat.
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter.

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is.

They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St.Peter is waiting for him. "Now it' s time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in> heaven. Now choose your eternity." The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his> shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election...... Today you voted."


MORAL : VOTE WISELY IN THE COMING ELECTIONS

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

mishaps

想必老爸近来肯定忙得不可开交，分不清楚昼夜了！自从老妈跌伤后，老爸必须悉心照料，为老妈斟茶递水，日夜奔波工作与医院间，真是难为他了！

我很想回家。只是工作的缘故，我没办法！

我很想回家去看看老妈。

我是真的很想……

爸，辛苦你了！以你回我讯息的速度，我可以深切理解你为了照料老妈究竟有多忙碌。真的辛苦你了！

希望老妈很快就可以在用自己的双脚站起来。我妈很勇敢的、很坚强的，她一定可以办得到！

加油！加油！

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

《未明白女人》

我从很久以前就很喜欢这首歌！今天有感而发，想和大家分享。部落格正在播放的歌曲，就是这首歌。希望你们一样会喜欢。

《未明白女人》 by 罗嘉良

未明白你的思想不懂理解
玩笑间却在一瞬不再愉快
未明白女人的心怎么去猜
话语中猝然改变感到奇怪
如若你爱我直截坦率表态
我会比较愉快
如若你怪我别叫我感觉活埋
原来沉寂更坏

请说话望向我（全）是我的错
请讲清楚这一切可不可
无谓要我胡乱再猜错
讲清楚心想要怎么
为你倾心那个是我

未明白你的观感相当费解
像冬天里面找到一个热带

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